Choose your pricing plan

Good Samaritan
5US$
Every month
Just so you can feel like you're helping.
30 day free trial
Cool Guy
10US$
Every month
Helps a little more, but... ehhhh could do better.
30 day free trial
Member Of The Show
25US$
Every month
As a Member Of The Show, we appreciate your support!
Valid for 12 months
AOTS
50US$
Every month
As an Associate Of The Show, we appreciate your support!
Valid for 12 months
FOTS
250US$

One-Time Payment for 1 Year Plan
Valid for one year
POTS
500US$

One-Time Payment for 1 Year Plan
Valid for one year
Super Supporter
1.000US$

One-Time Payment for 2 Year Plan
Valid for one year
I C O N I C Patron
44.000.000.000US$

One-Time Payment • Forever Website Access Plan
- Reveal Locked Blog Posts
- (1) Nike Shoe Deal for Branden Jason Johnson
- Discretionary Funds for Branden Jason Johnson
- *Refunds are not issued if customer cancels plan*
- *Purchase at your own risk*
Tri-Session Pack
4.444US$

3 private consultations scheduled at your own convenience.
Valid for 4 years
Tri-Session Pack
444US$

3 private consultations scheduled at your own convenience.
Valid for 4 years
Tri-Session Pack
444US$

3 private consultations scheduled at your own convenience.
Valid for 6 months

Good Samaritan